Never Been Thawed centers on the members of the Mesa Frozen Entrée Enthusiasts' Club, a club for frozen TV dinner collectors, as they plan to hold the world's first Frozen Entrée Enthusiasts' Convention - a major deal. As you might imagine, the members of the club are a motley mix of oddballs and losers and, as it turns out, Super Christians, at least in name. Shawn, the club leader, is a dental hygienist and the 'bad-boy' front man for a hard-core Christian rock band. The club's web page designer, Shelly, is a wait-until-marriage Christian girl who has a thing for Shawn. There's Matt, a hilarious safety and efficiency expert, Scott, a Christian "ex-gay" gay firefighter who steals collectibles from burning homes, a rich show-off named Vince who aims to take control of the club, and of course, the vile, drunken, deaf brother, Chris, among others. Every character is fantastically skewed and innocently sick. The hilarious, dead-on details make everything better, from the sketch of a very disturbed Jesus hanging in Shelly's cubicle to the fetus-shaped coffee stirrers at the No Choice Café, a swinging Pro-Lifer hangout.
Adapted from the Film Threat review by Sommer Browning

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